kha0ticcc:

jaileyrhode:

bootyygodd:

• wake up at 4am just to listen to you talk about a bad dream you just had
• tease you for little things just to apologize six million times when you act upset
• be nervous to kiss you for the first time because they don’t want to fuck up 
• touch your butt 
• offer to buy you a book that you absolutely love, and insist when you tell them no
• watch your favorite movies with you even if they don’t like them
• let you give them too much information and just listen to you talk for hours 
• stay up until you fall asleep just because they want to talk to you
• share your love for dogs
• talk about animals with you for hours 
• make you laugh even if it’s 2:30am and you’re laying in bed crying because you sat there and over thought
• reassure you that they care and will always be there for you
• tell you that they think you’re cute when you get angry at a video game 
• laugh with you 
• claim to not know what you’re talking about just so they can watch as you struggle to explain it just to tell you they already know and just think you’re adorable 

Most importantly, date someone who makes you happy. 

idk about you but all of the above would make me happy…its kind of implied.

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(via dreamerdreaming-love)

thefencingfangirl:

nevermymindd:

England: Has anyone seen America?

Canada: Hold on, I got this

Canada: *clears throat*

Canada: Bill Nye the science guy

America: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR*

America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

i have lived here my entire life and i can confirm EVERY. SINGLE. STUDENT. who has gone to school within the past 20 years will react this way

(via bluem-chen)

neymar-meu-preto:

dazedoddity:

69xs:

ullahme:

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Y’all ain’t shit.

Just in case

I don’t fuck with this

(via serenejelique)

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.

(via busiest)

benvolio-the-living:

I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.

(via plankt0n)

b0tanicalspirit:

imjustapenguinicantfly:

rdjobsessions:

edxy:

clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person

yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I don’t like fucking cars his first thought was I know I'ma send that to my fucking girlfriend like yes fucking yes I love that shit

this shit is adorable. if I’m with you, I wanna know everything. like you just had a mad ass milkshake?? tell me. you saw a nice lamp show me. idc I love that shit. i’m yours.

Ok this was the best way to put it. It’s extremely flattering to be the first thought in someone’s head when they look at something so mundane that has nothing to do with you. I really, truly enjoy this. That’s how you know someone’s important.

(via bluem-chen)

autonihilism:

i! shouldn´t!! have!!! to!!!! sacrifice!!!!! my!!!!!! mental!!!!!!! health!!!!!!!! to!!!!!!!!! do!!!!!!!!!! well!!!!!!!!!! in!!!!!!!!!!! school!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via busiest)